For some reason today (either the freezing cold temperatures or a mysterious yet magical spell), my two darlings decided to lay in the toy-box-turned-bed-via-couch-pillows-and-blankets and watch one delicious hour of Shrek while my new People enlightened me with the real reason Nick and Jessica broke up.
I was delighted that my sweet son did not cause some disaster during these 60 wonderful minutes and I cheerfully went into the kitchen to make dinner. As I went to add the final touch to my lasagna, instead of Parmesan cheese pouring out of the can, I got... dog food kernels.
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April fools!!! Oh, wait.
How did that happen?
The little darling must have, at some point in time, openened the fridge, twisted the can's lid until the slot opened and then proceeded to insert Lucy's dog food, one kernel at a time. All without me or Chad noticing. SIGH!
so why DID nick and jessica break up?
Yeah, inquiring minds want to know.
Are you making fun of me for not figuring out how the dog food got into the parmesean cheese can?
Well, give me a break! I don't have kids AND I don't eat cheese, making me OBLIVIOUS to this post.
And while I am at it, why am I the only one who thing the Nick and Jessica saga is a TRAJEDY? And I am serious too.
Please Note:
I was all in good humor on that previous post UNTIL I wrote about the Nick and Jessica part.
About that, I am serious.
cjane: Because I sense your sincere concern, let it be known that i heard on the radio today that none other than Adam Levine is allegedly responsible for this tragic break-up. I wonder how we can find out if this is the truth...
Ohh it KILLS us! It really kills us!
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